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a party where everyone is required to wear a hideous holiday sweater.
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When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.
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While having anal sex with a girl from behind, you pause for a second, whisper in her ear that you have HIV, then start the stopwatch an..