Numb Hammer

What is Numb Hammer?


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When you have been sitting so long that blood has temporarily stopped flowing to your penis and it gets numb.

HOLY SCHNIIIKIES! I can't feel my hammer!

Dude, it's OK, you've just got Numb Hammer...

Oh OK... :)

See dick, pecker, willie, schlong, dong


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