Numb Rod

What is Numb Rod?

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Numb Rod is the first cousin of the dreaded whiskey dick, yet with Numb Rod the male is able to maintain an erection while participating in a sexual act. The only problem is the excessive amounts of alcohol makes in nearly impossible for the man to ejaculate.

Fuck it, I give up! That Numb Rod got the best of me again. (Inter-monologue, “I’ll just jack-off tomorrow.”)

See whiskey dick, alcohol, sex, erection, blue balls
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