Numb Sausage

What is Numb Sausage?


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a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage

husband-dammit!

wife-well i'l get the poolboy

husband-ile join in the festivities

See jim dandy


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