Number 169

What is Number 169?


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The number you should call when you have problems with sex.

Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.

Then you call 1-6-9.

The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.

You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"

He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.

After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!

Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"

Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*

Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"

Bobby loves Anal.


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