Number Five

What is Number Five?


when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass

I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine

See poopy


One of 6 personality traits generally exhibited by women. "Number Five" is attainment of a state which involves consumption of high amounts of alcohol where a distinctive change of personality occurs (i.e, akin to Multiple Personality Disorder ) which include becoming a Fuckowie, becoming highly fun-loving of anything & everything and, lastly, becoming highly sexually charged (of which nothing may result because of being TDTF).

1. Check Linda out, Number Five has definitely jumped into her.

See number five, fuckowie, tdtf


state of being once taken over by an

uninhibited part that bounces through the crowd leaving

others blazing in the jetseither, jumping, partying, and

in general having one hell of a good time w/o really

seeming to need anyone else around to partake

in the festivities

I had one hell of time last night, especially

once Tina reached number five status and

went no holds barred with the ball players

from England who sang in unison "Ole, ole, ole

Gang Bang" once she ventured up to the table.

See free-spirited, partyer, open minded


when you sit on the toilet, sneeze, burp, fart, choke, puke, poop, pee, jizz, pick your nose, clean your ears, cry, and clip your toe nails all at the exact same time.

dude i took the narliest number five last night! i nearly died.

See sneeze, burp, fart, jizz, pee, puke, cry, toilet.


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