What is Number Monkey?
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student at Carnegie Mellon University Tepper School of Business that is unable to communicate socially but is able to calculate the fifth, or any other derivative, in their head on a variety of complex polynomials
Top Consulting Firm Partner: I can't believe that the number monkey I interviewed today was able to explain Fermat's Theorem, but was unable to hold an intelligent conversation on anything unrelated to math.
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The plopping diarrhea a college student will have after a night of drinking Natural Ice.
Why the long face Jim?
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(Verb) Unawkwardify:
To take a social retard and make them slightly less socially retarded.
Generally works with limited (to no) succe..
