Number One

What is Number One?


1.

n. urination

I gotta go do a number one

See fizzle

2.

Commander William T. Riker

Make it so, Number One.

See Captain Picard

3.

Yourself ­­­

Gotsta look after number one

4.

The best, greatest of all time

He was number one after he won

See #1, one, numba, numba 1

5.

being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.

Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.

Peter: What about Pat?

Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch

Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.

See number, one, skank, hoe, nig, Peter

6.

shortest haircut a guy (or gal) can get.

check out that boganwith a number one!


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