What is Number One?
1.
n. urination
I gotta go do a number one
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2.
Commander William T. Riker
Make it so, Number One.
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3.
Yourself
Gotsta look after number one
4.
The best, greatest of all time
He was number one after he won
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5.
being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.
Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.
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6.
shortest haircut a guy (or gal) can get.
check out that
bogan with a number one!