Number One Asian Wife Edit Meaning

1. Common misspelling of the work 'almost' guy 1 - AND I ALMSOT HAD YOU!!!! guy 2 - wow stop singing bowling for soup, and lrn2..

1. A Ugly Mother Fucker. That stupid bitch is such a UMF 2. Ugly Mother Fucker. (you really shouldnt say this) Guy1: Look at those UMF..

1. one of the first numbers starting with 1 on the urban dictionary that didn't have a definition yet. It means when you get a phonera..