Number One T-shirt

What is Number One T-shirt?


1.

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

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