What is Number One T-shirt?
1.
sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.
dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!
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A person affecting a quaintly old-fashioned look through the use of 19th century facial hair.
"Did you see Dylan's face fuzz?..