Number Two Edit Meaning

1.

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

See poo, shit, excrement, bowels, feces, faeces, yorrick hunt

2.

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

See fizzle

3.

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

See poo, poop, crap, shit, number one, piss

4.

Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.

"Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two."

See Irene

5.

The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.

See number 2, #2, number two, number, two

6.

number two is a stupid cock fag jacob

max bevis is jacob number two