What is Number Two Happy Meal?


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During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.

Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.

Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?

Roger : What man ?

Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.

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