What is Number Two-pump-chump?
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A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.
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You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.
I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
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