Number-two Pill

What is Number-two Pill?


1.

A pill you take when you are extremely constipated.

"Baby, why is your stomach so hard? When is the last time u did number-two?"

"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"

See laxative, ex-lax


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