What is Numbnuts?
1.
A person of severely limited intellectual prowess.
What a numbnuts!
2.
Numbnuts (nuhm-nuhts)
Noun
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.
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Definition 1 Examples:
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.
The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.
The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.
The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
3.
1. a real dumb ass, see jagbag or dumbfuck; 2. the fella who typed in numdnuts
Numbnuts forgot to wipe his ass after he pooped. There were peanuts in the poop.
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4.
An intellectually challenged person.
Although the term would seem self-explanatory, it has no relation to a scrotum condition whatsoever. (not even from standing waste-deep in a gelid water!!!)
In many a case, Russian private soldiers invading Czechoslovakia in 1968 were numbnuts. The hey I dont know how to work the tap I guess I will just use the force of a hammer to make the water run out of the wall ones
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5.
A fucking moron. See
Came to prominence after Austin Powers (I forget which one).
A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts.
6.
"num nutz"
1. a person or persons that possess very little knowledge, common sense, or skills.
2. Erik W. Heftie
7.
A person who lacks some combination of common sense, intelligence, manners, or coolness.
What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
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