What is Numptcake?
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1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.
2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.
1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.
2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!
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A female of extreme cuteness or style
That model sure is hookie puss!
See rockin, sexy, hot, bling, bitchin, Marie Osmond..
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The piss left on mingeflaps
"Ewwww i got pussydrips on my cock"
"sorry just had a piss"
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