Numptcake

What is Numptcake?

1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.

2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.

1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.

2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!

Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.

Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!

See numpty, idiot, tandy, filth wizard, spanner, Filth Wizard

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