Numptcake

What is Numptcake?

1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.

2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.

1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.

2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!

Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.

Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!

See numpty, idiot, tandy, filth wizard, spanner, Filth Wizard

L S H

1. Laughing so hard. An extended version of LFR(laughing for real). Strictly to be used only when one is actually laughing out loud very ha..

Zeta Jones

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Unctious

1. Really bad or Bren-like. The smell of that, Bren! That was unctious. See bosco..

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