Numpte

What is Numpte?

An inversion of YUPE - Not Upwardly Mobile Plummeting Towards Earth, most often used as a joke or humourous critisism (see BANTER)

You flamming NUMPTE how could you be so stupid!

Beassss

1. (combination of beast and hiss) An animal that makes a hissing sound. Geese, snakes and small cats are all beassss since they are hissi..

Jumbler

1. Someone who freezes their shit and then uses it to insert it up their batty for arrousal purposes That dudes a fkn jumbler! See mosh..

Two Hand Touch

1. Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play footbal..

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