Numptie

What is Numptie?

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

See fgf

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

See numptie, retard, fat, person

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

For Lorn

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Quaper

1. someone who quapes.derived from quaperism. Commonly known as a retard Judy : "You are such a quaper" Bob : " Whatever&q..

Jjop

1. To behave in a sociopathic manner that negtes all logical thought due to over indulgence of sperm. I though that girl was crazy but it ..

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