Numptie

What is Numptie?

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

See fgf

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

See numptie, retard, fat, person

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

Mobility

1. adj. The act of being a mobile home, (eg: white trash) Comparing something/someone to being low-life, cheap, etc. Ex: That car is mo..

Vlksrme

1. a generic pothead skater Lisel: Did yOu sEe giovaNi skate??!?! Fonanda: yeah, what a VLKSRME!!!11!!1! See pothead, smoke, drugs, skat..

Zoftig

1. Pleasantly plump. A softig state...

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