Numptie

What is Numptie?

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

See fgf

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

See numptie, retard, fat, person

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

Plot

1. What Twilight doesn't have Twilight is a piece of crap with no plot. See twilight, literature, stephenie meyer, writing 2. The ..

Fromonger

1. A person that posts stupid comments every minute in "fro Diary. I can't stand it when the fuckin fromonger posts shizit just ..

Snoogered

1. (1)the consequence of snoochie-boochies (2)the state of being well and truly f*cked (1) man, i am so snoogered after that snoochie-boo..

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