Numptie

What is Numptie?

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

See fgf

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

See numptie, retard, fat, person

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

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