What is Numptie?
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1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.
Is it?
Of course not you numptie.
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A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)
Look at that numptie over there.
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(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers
Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!
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A polite euphemism for "dicked," used to describe undesirable or unacceptable things or situations.
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A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.
My history teacher is old man sexy!
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