Numptie

What is Numptie?

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

See fgf

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

See numptie, retard, fat, person

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

Trouser Rouser

1. A phrase used when you see a very hot female/ male (depending on if you are gay are straight as a gate) Well anyways back to the def, yo..

Gorilla Fingers

1. Large to Unhealthy lines of cocaine that when spread out with a razor or credit/ID/Metro Card resembles a gorilla's finger. Used a..

4-play

1. To have fun off-roading in your 4x4. Dick and Peter took the Wrangler and the X90 and engaged in some 4-PLAY. See jeep, sidekick, samu..

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