What is Numptie?
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1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.
Is it?
Of course not you numptie.
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A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)
Look at that numptie over there.
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3.
(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers
Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!
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