Numptington

What is Numptington?

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

See numptington, numpty truck, numptoid, numptwell

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W.e.b.

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