Numptwell

What is Numptwell?

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately

Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.

See numpty, numptyesque, idiot, muppet, spamhead

Someone who is exceedingly good at being a numpty. Can be used affectionately.

Bob was not a numpty; he was a numptwell.

See numpty, numptyesque, idiot, muppet, spamhead

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