What is Numpty Diver?
1.
A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.
"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."
See
Random Words:
1.
Agreeing to hang out with friends only to call them back minutes after telling them that he won't be able to make it because he is..
1.
any man who dates guys at least 10 years younger and has a awsome looking body, does not necessarily have to be old or extremely handsom..
1.
A quote from Napoleon Dynamite.
Your mom goes to college!
See your mom, your mom goes to college..
