What is Numpty Diver?
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A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.
"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."
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When two people in a relationship promise each other that one day in the future, one of them will formally propose and the other will ac..
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the chinese dictator of the lulz
All: All hail Lmao ze dong!!
Bob: roflmao comrade
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