Numpty Nuts Edit Meaning

1. On the first date, the man slips a roofie into the girls drink. As she is about to go unconscious, a midget dressed as a faun plays the ..

1. The little burnt Mexican children whose images grace the donation jars by the candies at every Mexican restaurant. After dinner at El J..

1. Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit: Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as..