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Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
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when your girl friend cuts you off from sex.
Its been over a week since I have had sex with my girl friend see put the pussy lock on
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When a pussy-whipped guy keeps calling his girlfriend every hour or so while he is out with his friends.
"Looks like Jimmys report..