Nurkle

What is Nurkle?


1.

A person who learns by doing things wrong - even though they've been told both what not to do AND how to do it right !

Coach: "Whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won't make the turn !"

Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"

Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"

Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"

Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"

Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"

Coach: "Nurkle !"

See dipstick, buffoon, idiot, noodle

2.

Someone who, usually from laziness, but occasionally out of the annoying and misguided desire to proliferate "the Christmas spirit" leaves their Christmas lights up all year. (this was a sniglet)

Anal Retentive Man: Marge, I am so frustrated by our neighbors's carelessness . It's the middle of February for Pete's sake! They are such nurkles!

See christmas, light, lazy, christmas spirit, sniglet


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