Nurofen Edit Meaning

1. The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret? WIFE: No, suga..

1. what they tell you is in your french fries....looks like a pube hair.... girl: OMG THERES A PUBE IN MY FRENCH FRIES! chashire: NO ITS ..

1. Creepily hitting on a girl untill someone is forced to kick your ass "dude look at him ralfing on kayla i think im gonna go push h..