Nurse Helga Bumgames

What is Nurse Helga Bumgames?

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A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.

Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.

Her popularity is the stuff of legend.

Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."

Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."

Swede 1: "Jah!"

See ho, prostate, finger, nurse, fantasy fuck, Wizards Sleeve
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