Nurse-jitsu

What is Nurse-jitsu?

When a nurse uses the patient's force against his/herself in order to perform routine medical procedures.

Wow, that woman just nurse-jitsued that man in the ER!

See ninjitsu, martial arts, medicine, nurse, hospital

G&l Fart

1. Gambled and Lost fart. Crap, I just did a G&L and sharted!..

Upholstered

1. Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippocould be refered to as being "well up..

Linnsjittu

1. Linnsjittu is a word for splashy poop. Norwegian. Oh shit, I have a really linnsjittu poop. See shit, poop, linn 2. A Norwegian word..

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