Nursing Home Edit Meaning

1.

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.

Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."

Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."

Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."

Grandpa: "I'm old."

See nurse, home, old, grandpa, welfare, food stamps

2.

a place where people go to die

Bill: I am about to die so I paid $10,000 to live in a nursing home.

Nils: You Special Special boy!

3.

America's number 1 growing place of mexican employment

Yo dude's U can pick more pockets in a nursing home than on the streets of Los Angles.

See old, no tax, no sex

4.

A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.

"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."

5.

A place where the elderlyhave to have their butts wiped everyday by some poor CNAand where they listen to lame background music while playing bingo on "activity day."

When my mom gets old enough, Im putting her in a nursing home, fo sho!!!

See elderly, old, retirement, home, nursing, cna

6.

A stinky shit hole, that has food that looks like nasty runny dog shit! The hole place is full of DISEASES!

Nursing Home: A place where old people like to shit their pants for you to clean up!

See stinky, nasty, dirty, old