What is Nursing Home Combo Platter?

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Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the " boner", the female gives a hand-job/ blow-jobwhich will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.

Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"

Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."

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