Nut

What is Nut?


1.

v. The act of ejaculation.

n. Semen.

v. I'm bouts to nut!

n. I bust my nut on that bitch ass!

2.

(verb) to ejaculate

"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."

See Jake

3.

(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle

A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!

See Kung-Fu Jesus

4.

the action of letting out cum or sperm!

AW, shit man i nutted on my sheets!

5.

A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.

The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?

customer: both

emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?

customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?

emp: ok sure

See volume, semen, spooge, standard

6.

A testicle. plural is nuts

aw man! my left nut's killing me after you kicked me in the balls!

7.

/noun, literal/ an edible seed

/verb, slang/ to achieve orgasm

NUTS: /adjective, slang/ insane; deranged; capable of doing crazy and/or dangerous things

BUST A NUT: /verb phrase, slang/ to achiev orgasm


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