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Humping a soapy washcloth in the bottom of a dry bathtub. (a form of masturbation)
I rinklefalen whenever my GF isn't in the mood..
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It's like a cock and balls, except a vag instead of a cock.
Dude 1: that guy is such a pussy.
Dude 2: yeah, he's a total vag..