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The only city in the entire world where cops outnumber the teenagers.
"Naperville has 5.3 cops per teenager"
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A person who is incompetent or an all-around douche. Often an employee of a fast-food restaruant.
"Dude, they forgot my fries! Who..
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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
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