Nut Monkey

What is Nut Monkey?


1.

A person who has an impulsive urge to touch other peoples testicles.

That nut monkey just touched my jewels. Good thing she was a chick.

See jaz

2.

A nut monkey is when you slow-cum and it collects right under the edge of your penis and hangs there.

"After I fapped on her face I made her slurp my nut monkey."

See nut, cum, monkey, jizz, sperm, splooge, spooge

3.

a fag who likes penis

kiss my nut monkey


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