Nutflix

What is Nutflix?


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A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels

squirrel#1: Have you rented Over The Hedge yet?

squirrel#2: No, but I'll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.

squirrel#2: But there's portable nut! You can watch nut outside!

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