What is Nutlock?
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When you jizz, and don't clean up properly. After a while it dries and crusts up on your nuts.
Guy#1: Hey man, I was
jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.
Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.
Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.
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that 1 distant uncle who you only see at big family gatherings who nobody particularly likes and who proceeds to annoy everyone.
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"The missiles"
When France is going to attack with missiles they say:
"FIRE Z MISSILES"
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