Nutmess

What is Nutmess?

"Nutmess" is when one ruins articles of cloth, Ex. towels, bed sheets, pants, with their seamen after ejaculating or sex.

Dude, I made a total nutmess on your sister's bed last night

See cum, nut, balls, testis, jizz

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