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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" re..
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To ejaculate in ones eye, then placing you testicles in their eye sockets
Baby, I'm about to give you the Alaskan Snow Goggles
Se..
