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Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your b..
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Any dude who works at Burger King and slows down the closing process
damn its a two hour close! Derrty Devlins fault of course
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a term my friend came up with to describe Mondays at a local restaurant, when they have free apetizers and dollar margaritas
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