Nutri-toots

What is Nutri-toots?

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

See fart, toot, smelly, gas

Zened Out

1. Tangled up in the beauty of something or someone. A lost sense of awareness. Just breathing, but nothing else. Lost in a feeling, emotio..

Unwilling

1. Reluctant That Bitch Janice was unwilling to save are marriage. See ass, tits, cunt, crap, bitch..

Lilley Chin

1. A monumental mandibular protrusion often seen on Tamworth footballers. Has been known to affect the tides. Cor Blimey look at that Lil..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Nutri-toots Edit Meaning