Nutri-toots

What is Nutri-toots?

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

See fart, toot, smelly, gas

Uberheady

1. More than just plain heady. The Headiest. Kyle is uberheady, brah! See Mayor McCheese..

Zaffoness

1. someone who isn't a total zaffo but has some symptom of being one "Your zaffoness scares me." See Emily..

Gfyfer

1. ge-fy-fer n. someone who cares about nothing but himself. Go Fuck Yourself-FER hey junior you gfyfer you shot my dog! See loser, dum..

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