Nutri-toots

What is Nutri-toots?

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

See fart, toot, smelly, gas

886

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Dum

1. The way morons type the word dumb Wow im so fucking dum! 2. Possibly the worst ironic word in the intire internet type. A shortenend ..

Turd Splitter

1. Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces Hone..

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