Nutri-toots

What is Nutri-toots?

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

See fart, toot, smelly, gas

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