Nuts Edit Meaning

1.

1. Crazy

2. Testicles

3. Things which monkeys eat.

That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.

See Viz

2.

1) What a squirrel eats

2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is

3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is

4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)

Confucious Say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts (Double meaning)

3.

A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."

Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.

HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!

Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!

See niggers

4.

The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c you are said to be holding "the nuts." The terminology is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial information game, meaning that when you bet, you don't know if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have "nuts" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without "testicles" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term "nuts"

Joe won that large pot over Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had the nuts with four of a kind.

5.

1. the small round objects that males have, located in the scrotum

2.girls,usually hott ones, like to kick, punch, bite, knee, or otherwise injure a mans nuts, often for enjoyment

The hott girl kicked the boy in the nuts and he fell to the floor in pain.

See balls, nads, scrotum

6.

body part that a lot of famous people grab on stage

hey bob is that guy sqeezing his nuts?

See carol

7.

n, testicles, knackers, love spuds, etc.

ya dont wanna get kneed in the nuts.

See herbie