What is Nuts In My Eyes?
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When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a
The end result is like being
Usually done because your date is
Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.
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A drink made out of fresh mango puree, club soda and a third ingredient dependent on the quality of the restaurant.
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When someone with a penis or strap-on, fucks someone in the ass and then uses their utensil to lay down poopy tracks on the face of the ..
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Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing
Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer s..
