Nuts In My Eyes

What is Nuts In My Eyes?


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When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.

The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.

Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.

Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.

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