Nuts In My Eyes

What is Nuts In My Eyes?


1.

When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.

The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.

Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.

Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.

See dick move, ballroom


6

Random Words:

1. A declaration of victory or superiority. The phrase stems from a 1991 adaptation of Toaplan's "Zero Wing" shoot-'em..
1. A new drug noted as combining the empathogenic qualities of crystal methwith the stimulant features of ketamine. Rave Pineapples have be..
1. People that are fun to party with alex-where were u yesterday? jim-Parting with some Greeks alex-DAMMIT i knew i should have gone god..