What is Nuts In My Eyes?
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When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a
The end result is like being
Usually done because your date is
Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.
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the only response necessary when trying to justify drunken actions, most notably those that are the most embarrasing and those you do no..
