What is Nuts In My Eyes?
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When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a
The end result is like being
Usually done because your date is
Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.
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the day tupac amaru shakur was supposed to come back... whatever happened to that... lol
hey, its september 13, 2003, wheres tupac?
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Something that is both mysterious, yet hysterically funny all at the very same time.
Travis: We were wondering if you carried Mr. Pibb..
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A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on.
His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder.
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