What is Nuts On Your Eyelashes?


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there once lived a nut, that roamed the rabid plains of the EYELASHES!!!! he roamed so far that he went to go buy sum emphazyma, but he found a waste basket and died of a heart stroke. Sad story. The zebras soon came and devoured his whole body untill he soon met up with a man named Loquizno. He speared the zebras and went home to eat wild rice on his restroom floor.

get your nuts off my eyelashes for you ruin the field of cats

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