What is Nutstache?
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1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
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When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.
"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"
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what happens when your Exgirlfriends dad cuts your balls off and crazy glues them to your upper lip.
T gave b a nutstache
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4.
The hair above a mans privates.
My boyfriend needs to manscape his nutstache, it's out of control!
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