Nutstache

What is Nutstache?


1.

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.

2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.

3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.

2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache

3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

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2.

When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.

"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"

See nuts, nut, balls, moustache, stache, testicles, cock, cockstache, ballstache

3.

what happens when your Exgirlfriends dad cuts your balls off and crazy glues them to your upper lip.

T gave b a nutstache

See brett, balls, nuts, assholes, mustache

4.

The hair above a mans privates.

My boyfriend needs to manscape his nutstache, it's out of control!

See mustache, manscape, groom, facial hair, beard


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