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A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sl..
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While being anally penetrated with a Roman Candle, the catcher beats off and inserts penis into a live lamp socket at the moment of ejac..
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A mistake that turns out well.
Falling into that pie was an uber oopshadiddle!
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