Nutty Professor

What is Nutty Professor?


1.

While taking a shit, the man reaches his erect penis all the way down until it touches the poop, while maintaing to sit on the toilet. This not only calls for a large shlong, but tremendous concentration and strategy as well; in the sense that shitting into one pile will improve the dick's chances of reaching. Therefore, the shit acts as the "nutty" and the penis plays the role of the "professor." The combination of the two, a remarkable achievement with ideal execution, is known as the "nutty proffesor."

David: I was so close to pulling off the nutty professor, I just gotta line my shit up better.

Jeff: Yeah right man, you just have a tiny shmeckle.

David: Fuck you!

See fallopian fever, blow motion, ltd, weba

2.

the act of taking a nutty log on one's glasses with intent to scratch lenses due dump's nutiness

i owe my girl new glasses because the nutty professor fucked her lenses up

See nutty log, professor, shit, face, glasses


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