Nymphomercial

What is Nymphomercial?


1.

Infomercial featuring scantily clad tarts touting products of all sorts.

I saw a nymphomerical the other night with this chick who had monster sweatermeat.

2.

Any late-night TV commercial, paid advertising, for sex-chat, adult "dating" lines, etc. Typically these are the phone numbers than begin with 976 or 900.

Charlie liked to stay up until 3:00 am and watch the hot chicks on the nymphomercials.

See informercial, commercial, sex, chat

3.

Infomercial talking about nothing but sex

I was watching a nymphomercial about dildos and vibraters

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4.

An infomercial with a strong sexual connotation, such as a Girls Gone Wild ad.

Tommy was up all night flipping through the channels to find nymphomercials.

See infomercial, nympho, sex, girls


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