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definitely the king of all penises
Gina: So how'd it go last night...
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a pancake that has come back from the grave.
only a shotgun is strong enough to hold the zombie pancakes at bay. That or love.
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During intercourse, the woman bends over and holds on tight. The man runs full speed from across the room and attempts to hit it doggy ..