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1. Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style...

1. fat with no hope of ever losing that weight Wow, he was heavy before, but he's turned into a complete porkasaurus See fat, heavy,..

1. The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle..