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A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."
Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with on..
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A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and ..
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Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.
I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon...