What is Oaf?
1.
A large, clumsy, slow witted buffoon. One that acts oaffishly.
You fucking oaf!
2.
(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.
Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.
GAREF FRO DISCUS!!!!
3.
A clumsy awkward stupid person
That homo Ronnie is such an oaf.
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4.
Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.
"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.
5.
acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.
hence, his status of being "only a friend".
"...oh you mean that hot
babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try toscore with her....he's just an oaf!"
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6.
Large, brainless, and has a very small cock.
DA BOSS is an oaf. And his cock is small.
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7.
One who acts much like a slow witted primate. Also known as a Jimmy.
The Oaf declared it was raining after realizing he was completely soaked.
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